scaryniner:

Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

shittyidea:

Straight signal to tell other drivers that you’re not turning

filmeditors:

[me stopped at a red light] I’M WAITING FOR IT! THAT GREEN LIGHT! I WANT IT!

lucyweasleys:

The way high school is portrayed on tv is so unrealistic like they have 30 minute breaks we have 6 fucking minutes to get across campus you can’t go to your locker to chat you gotta fucking run

spockoutt:

i love how the raven cycle is marketed as “teen romance” everywhere like, ah yes, the universal story of a teenage boy and his undying love for a dead welsh king

patrik-star:

perfect bands don’t exi-

wylanvansunshine:

The foxhole court, but everytime Neil says ‘I’m fine’ it gets faster

poky:

the bae’s knaes

marshmalllow:

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

jaslco:

actually-nico:

jaslco:

probably the reason jason and hazel don’t get along very well is because they’re in competition to be the mom friend

theyre just trying to be the supporting mothers that they never had most their life

this was a happy positive post and u had to go and make me feel things