venusaurphobia:

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then
me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

collinslily:

rainfall or snowfall? sunlight or moondust? handwritten letters or typewritten notes? straw hats or berets? dusty pink or golden yellow? barefoot in the sand or hiking in the forest? collecting seashells or collecting flower petals? morning coffee or evening cup of tea? 

hvckin-angel:

hope u like bad girls because i’m bad at everything

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

filmeditors:

[me stopped at a red light] I’M WAITING FOR IT! THAT GREEN LIGHT! I WANT IT!

radical-rin:

I can’t believe there’s people who just… live… in New York City,, and can just g o see plays ,,,, not just once???? But multiple time s ?????? aLL the time??? W H A T??????

technicallity:

do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀

averagefairy:

how is it 2016 and we still don’t have an instant cure for acne. what are we putting our money into……..space exploration? that’s enough i don’t want another man on the moon until my skin is clear

townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

pricelesscynism:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i may not have the hottest body or the clearest skin or the softest hair or the prettiest eyes or the cutest laugh or the perfect smile or the best morals or the biggest goals or the highest grades or the most friends or the largest amount of control or the nicest attitude

But?

no thats all